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readingaroundthemovies:

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i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

(via str0ngerthanoceans)

bombsinyourbones:

my sadness is not
a cut for you to bandage
and it is not
a bruise for you to kiss

i am not waiting
for you to save me
i am hoping you will love me
while i rescue myself

(via hardcorefisting)

"Sometimes you meet someone and even though you never liked brown eyes before, their eyes are your new favorite color."

- Anonymous (via cuteys)

(Source: thoughtsonfire, via liquidconfidence)

pain-of-perfection:

tigg00bitties:

dynastylnoire:

tuejjlaz:

intoxicated-ambivalence:

downfalls:

Holy shit

holy shit

Holy shit.

tears

Relevant.


Holy shit

sassduck:

made-of-starlight-x3:

Taylor Swift has been in the music industry for 8 years and her biggest scandal was dating your favorite band member. If that’s the worst thing she’s done, I think she’s doing pretty good.

8 YEARS ARE YOU SERIOUS?? HOW OLD AM I? WHAT YEAR IS IT?

(via nickloveslamp)

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

image

(Source: collxxn, via cutie3point1415)

phobias:

my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex

(via nickloveslamp)

nofluffystop:

Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really apologize for it, it just feels natural to me and makes me happy.

(via followingskylines)

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

(via followingskylines)

batmanisagatewaydrug:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

image

(via buyingheaven)

psychedelicatessenn:

yosssarian:

if pooh bear can wear a crop top so can i

if pooh bear doesnt need to wear pants neither do i

(via safest-heaven)

(Source: shuckl)

evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

(via epic-humor)